(Editor's note: This blog post is rated PG-13 for illicit remarks, perpetuating a flattering racial stereotype, juvenile humor, and shades of homosexuality.)
Jair Marrufo should take note. Just because Rodney Wallace probably has an appendage between his legs that resembles a baby's arm, doesn't mean that its a hand ball when the ball hits him in the thigh.
The above picture is evidence.
Wait, what did you think I meant?