- "Our horse is spooked, half-lame, and Soehn's facing the wrong way... without the reins... in his underwear... with a ukulele. Who the hell am I kidding? Horse? More of a donkey if you ask me. A donkey wearing a tiara"
And so too do we add the following:
I'm not really even sure whether or not to hope that I'm wrong about Soehn's ouster following the home game against Toronto. Because if United can somehow manage to win 4-6 points, then Soehn's job will likely be safe. But I still feel that this team is going nowhere and has a very little chance of making the playoffs if some major change isn't made. So here's the undesirable choices that we're all faced with:
Do we hope for United to get a couple points out of the upcoming matches and slowly right the ship? Or do we throw in the towel and hope for two more consecutive losses so that the front office can definitively put the Soehn regime out of its misery?