Sunday, May 18, 2008

The coundown has begun

From the Fullback Files:
    "Our horse is spooked, half-lame, and Soehn's facing the wrong way... without the reins... in his underwear... with a ukulele. Who the hell am I kidding? Horse? More of a donkey if you ask me. A donkey wearing a tiara"
Photoshopping opportunities like these don't come around very often, so I just couldn't help myself...


And so too do we add the following:


I'm not really even sure whether or not to hope that I'm wrong about Soehn's ouster following the home game against Toronto. Because if United can somehow manage to win 4-6 points, then Soehn's job will likely be safe. But I still feel that this team is going nowhere and has a very little chance of making the playoffs if some major change isn't made. So here's the undesirable choices that we're all faced with:

Do we hope for United to get a couple points out of the upcoming matches and slowly right the ship? Or do we throw in the towel and hope for two more consecutive losses so that the front office can definitively put the Soehn regime out of its misery?

1 comment:

Fullback said...

We need a change, and we need it now. Pack your bags and board the donkey Tommy-boy, it's time to ride off into the sunset.

Of course, Tommy being Tommy, he'll start off well, but will come to a detour, not be able to figure out how to navigate around it, wander in circles for five hours, and end up trying to carry his donkey across the Anacostia. All with hilarious consequences of course, save for the donkey, which will drown. But at least V-dub will pick up the tab for the burial.